Football and Mustelids 03

Hogs and hot dogs

Welcome to Football and Mustelids.

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Sam Pittman flexing

This is Arkansas Razorbacks head coach Sam Pittman, who has the hogs off to a surprising 3-3 start in his first year (4-2 if you don’t count the loss to Auburn, which was hilarious and par for the course (golf term) for a school full of cheaters like the Tigers).

Pittman was most recently UGA’s offensive line coach, and while his deporkure from Georgia has helped the kind geniuses of Fayetteville, it’s hurt the Dawgs… Last season UGA surrendered only 15 sacks through 14 games, while they’ve already given up 10 in just six games this season.

The good news only continues for Arkansas, however, as during Masters Week, John Daly’s son LJ committed the Hogs. As a golfer. Good luck, LJ.

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No one knows how they got their name

This is a hog badger Arctonyx collaris, which we’ve respectfully selected to honor Sam Pittman, John Daly, and the spirit of physical fitness and American couture.

Hog badgers are the biggest species of badger, but don’t worry they’re still smaller than a german shepherd. Subspecies of the hog badger include the indochinese hog badger, the sumatran hog badger, and your mom. No, just kidding.

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And that’s football and mustelids.

If you have questions, good. My name’s hunter and you can find me on twitter at @hunteransley